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"dumb it on down"
October 16, 1999
Jerkcity 380
SPIGOT: THE ABSENCE OF A DEFINITE ARTICLE IN THE GERUND PHRASE OF THAT SENTENCE MEANS THAT AS A RESULT OF A DANGLING PARTICIPLE IT'S NOT TOTALLY CLEAR HOW MUCH DICK I HAVE TO SUCK DURING THE HOLIDAYS
PANTS: DUMB IT DOWN A LITTLE I'M WORKING HERE
