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GASPING

"gasping"
October 19, 1999
Jerkcity 383


DEUCE: I'VE GOT WESSONALITY
DEUCE: HOLY HURRRRRRRRRR BHADBVLAHKR FVADH DFUBDFLBHDF
DEUCE: BDFK;JBBJDAJKLBJL;DJKBDFJKBJK;FJDBJLSA
DEUCE: GASPING FOR AIR
DEUCE: BHABSDFBKADFBL BHADKLB DFBJDLBK DBJ DFB
DEUCE: CALL THE POLICE THIS IS HURRRRRRRRRRRR
DEUCE: BUMP BUMP BUMP FFFFFFFFFFFFF
DEUCE: MEDIC