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BARELY WEEKLY

"barely weekly"
November 1, 1999
Jerkcity 397


SPIGOT: I'M READY FOR MY NEXT BARELY LEGAL ANY FUCKING DAY NOW
SPIGOT: WONDERING EXACTLY HOW HARD IT CAN BE TO GRAB SOME RUNAWAY OFF THE STREET AND BEND HER IN VARIOUS POSES AND SLAP IT AROUND THE SAME 50 PAGES OF PHONE SEX ADS THAT HAVE BEEN RUNNING SINCE 1982
SPIGOT: IT SHOULD BE BARELY WEEKLY
PANTS: CURSE YOU LARRY FLYNT PRODUCTIONS