pants: TRY AS I MIGHT I CANNOT WILL THE BONG TO LEVITATE INTO THE LIVING ROOM
spigot: I'LL TRY FROM HERE
pants: GODDAMNIT IT FELL HALFWAY DOWN THE HALLWAY AND GOT THE CARPET ALL BONGWATERED
spigot: I NEVER LEARNED TO READ
spigot: B IS FOR BONG WILL CONTINUE ON FOX KIDS |