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"shine"
November 18, 1999
Jerkcity 415
SPIGOT: MY PIANO TEACHER TOLD ME TO PLAY A B-FLAT BUT INSTEAD I PLAYED A B-FAT THEN I PLONKED OUT SOME B-GAYS
SPIGOT: PLONK BLONK DONK BLUH HOO DEE BOO SHINE
SPIGOT: THEN I FELL OFF THE CHAIR / BENCH
