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FAG SONG

"fag song"
November 25, 1999
Jerkcity 422


SPIGOT: GAY GAY GAY IN THE U.S. OF A
SPIGOT: I'M A FAG
SPIGOT: I'M A FAG
SPIGOT: GAY GAY GAY / THAT'S ALL HE HAS TO SAY
SPIGOT: HE'S GONNA HAVE A SNICKERS AND A --
DEUCE: I THINK INSTEAD OF "MISDEMEANOR" MISSY ELLIOT'S MIDDLE NAME SHOULD BE "HUGE FUCKING FATASS"
SPIGOT: YOU INTERRUPTED ME
DEUCE: SORRY