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DREAM WEAVER

"dream weaver"
December 3, 1999
Jerkcity 430


SPIGOT: LET'S ALL WEAVE DREAMS ON THE WEB AND MAKE OUR SITES STICKY
PANTS: CAN DO
SPIGOT: ALKSJF:LASKDJF:LFD
PANTS: OW OW
SPIGOT: THE GUN I WANT FOR SUICIDE IS $400
PANTS: BUT YOUR ATM CARD ONLY GOES UP TO $300
SPIGOT: CAN I BORROW $100 AND PAY YOU BACK?????
PANTS: OF COURSE!!!!!!!
SPIGOT: KA-CHING!!!! ***KA-BLAM***
PANTS: WAIT A MINUTE