spigot: LET'S ALL WEAVE DREAMS ON THE WEB AND MAKE OUR SITES STICKY
pants: CAN DO
spigot: ALKSJF
pants: OW OW
spigot: THE GUN I WANT FOR SUICIDE IS $400
pants: BUT YOUR ATM CARD ONLY GOES UP TO $300
spigot: CAN I BORROW $100 AND PAY YOU BACK?????
pants: OF COURSE!!!!!!!
spigot: KA-CHING!!!! ***KA-BLAM***
pants: WAIT A MINUTE |