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EXTRA LARGE PEPPERONI TO STALL ZERO

"extra large pepperoni to stall zero"
December 5, 1999
Jerkcity 432


PANTS: HAVE YOU EVER EVEN TRIED TO GET A PIZZA DELIVERED TO A STALL BEFORE
ATANDT: FISTICUFFS ENSUE
PANTS: WE SHOULD NUMBER FROM ONE UP GUYS, NOBODY UNDERSTANDS THE STARTING AT ZERO THING
PANTS: SOMETIMES I WORRY ABOUT THE NATION'S PRICK SUPPLY
ATANDT: START COUNTING PRICKS AT ZERO AND YOU GET AN EXTRA PRICK