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"love, sweet love"
December 7, 1999
Jerkcity 434
RANDS: YOU'RE JUST TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE
RANDS: CAN'T TAKE MY EYES OFF OF YOU
RANDS: YOU'RE JUST LEAVE HEAVEN TO TOUCH
RANDS: I WANT TO HOLD YOU SO MUCH
PANTS: DOES YOUR WIFE KNOW YOU'RE BACK IN HERE WITH ME AGAIN
RANDS: NO
