please call the enclave

"please call the enclave" | Wednesday, December 1, 2010 | No. 4,396
spigot: DEAR SIR, THANKS FOR THE JPEGS OF YOUR FAT, DUMB WIFE.
spigot: ALSO THANKS FOR BLURRING HER FACE WITH SOME STUPID GRAPHICS PROGRAM
spigot: WE REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT YOUR SUBMISSION DOES NOT SUIT OUR PRESENT NEEDS
spigot: VERY TRULY YOURS, FIVE KNOBBY COCKS IN YOUR IDIOT FACE
spigot: P.S. PLEASE CALL THE ENCLAVE BUT NOT AFTER 6PM








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