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THE JERKCITY CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

"the jerkcity christmas special"
December 25, 1999
Jerkcity 452


: XMAS WITH PANTS WHO WILL RECITE FOR YOU A TRADITIONAL ENGLISH POEM ABOUT CHRISTMAS TITLED "GOD BLESS THE MASTER"
PANTS: GOD BLESS THE MASTER OF THIS HAULGHUALG HOUSE
PANTS: THE MISTRESS HLAULAHLAUGH ALSO
PANTS: AND ALL THE LITTLE CHILDREN THAT HLUAGHULAG
PANTS: HALGHLAGHULAHGLAG THAT ROUND THE TABLE GO
PANTS: HULAGHULAULAG AND ALL YOUR HLAGHULAG AND HLAGHULAG
PANTS: THAT HALGHUALHGLAUGHL DWELL BOTH FAR AND NEAR HALGUHAG
PANTS: I WISH YOU A MERRY HALGHULAULAG CHRISTMAS
PANTS: LOOK EVERYBODY I MADE TINSEL