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DO I LOOK FAT

"do i look fat"
January 10, 2000
Jerkcity 471


PANTS: DO I LOOK FAT
SPIGOT: TAKE THE PRICKS OUT OF YOUR HANDS AND MOUTH
SPIGOT: OKAY NOW PUT THE LEFT PRICK IN YOUR RIGHT HAND AND JUST ONE IN YOUR MOUTH
SPIGOT: NOW PUT BOTH PRICKS FROM YOUR LEFT HAND IN THE LEFT SIDE OF YOUR MOUTH
SPIGOT: THERE
SPIGOT: YOU ARE VERY FUCKING FAT