pants: DO I LOOK FAT
spigot: TAKE THE PRICKS OUT OF YOUR HANDS AND MOUTH
spigot: OKAY NOW PUT THE LEFT PRICK IN YOUR RIGHT HAND AND JUST ONE IN YOUR MOUTH
spigot: NOW PUT BOTH PRICKS FROM YOUR LEFT HAND IN THE LEFT SIDE OF YOUR MOUTH
spigot: THERE
spigot: YOU ARE VERY FUCKING FAT |