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I HAVE NO PENIS

"i have no penis"
January 18, 2000
Jerkcity 479


DEUCE: I HAVE NO PENIS
PANTS: I HAVE TWO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HERE YOU GO
PANTS: IT IS ATTACHED TO SOME YOUNG MAN BUT YOU WILL GET USED TO HIM
PANTS: I CALL HIM "BIG JOHN"
PANTS: AND HE'LL CALL YOU "HOSS"
PANTS: AND WE'LL ALL DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT UNTIL THE SUN COMES UP
DEUCE: I DO NOT LIKE THIS PLAY ONE LITTLE BIT
PANTS: APPLUASE SIGN