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THE WESTMINSTER DOG SHOW

"the westminster dog show"
February 22, 2000
Jerkcity 514


SPIGOT: DOOT DEE DOO!!!!! PACKING MY SUITCASE
SPIGOT: I LOVE ENGLAND T-SHIRT????? CHECK!!!!!
SPIGOT: FAKE FUCKED-UP BUCKTEETH??? CHECK
SPIGOT: KNICKERS, TROUSERS, JELLY BABIES, CHECK CHECK CHECK
SPIGOT: DOING A FUNNY WALK TO THE AIRPORT!!!!!!! WAVING THE UNION JACK!!!!!!
SPIGOT: VRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOM!!!! UP IN THE PLANE
SPIGOT: BLAH BLAH TALKING TO EVERYONE AND SPILLING THINGS AND MAKING FARTS
SPIGOT: SCREEEEEEEEEECH!!!! I'M HERE!!!!!!!
SPIGOT: FINALLY!!!!!! THE WESTMINSTER DONG SHOW!!!!!!!!
SPIGOT: AW CRIKEY