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AIKIDO

"aikido"
March 22, 2000
Jerkcity 543


SPIGOT: DID I SAY AIKIDO??? I MEANT MY SKILLS AS A TURNTABLEIST
SPIGOT: A PTTHT
SPIGOT: A FPFPFPF
DEUCE: VRP A VRP A VRP A VRP
PANTS: O SOLO BONERS (JUST JOINING IN)
SPIGOT: I'M JAMMIN' ON THE ONE LIKE THEO HUXTABLE!!!!!
PANTS: WE ARE ALL GLEAMING THE CUBE
DEUCE: STEVIE WONDER GUEST STARS
PANTS: I HAVE A CONDITION KNOWN AS COTTONMOUTH, THE MUNCHIES
DEUCE: PLEASE SETTLE DOWN
PANTS: I AM STILL VERY THIRSTY