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O UNTIMELY DEATH

"o untimely death"
March 23, 2000
Jerkcity 544


PANTS: I CAN'T SEE WITH THIS BLINDING WHITE LIGHT
PANTS: I DON'T WANT TO GO TO HEAVEN NOW !!! MY WORK IS NOT DONE HERE !!!
PANTS: AT LEAST PUT ME BACK ON EARTH IN THE BODY OF A COCKSUCKER