spigot: ANY 1 STROKIN' IT????
deuce: HOLY JESUS
spigot: ARE YOU CLINT BLACK OR GARTH BROOKS???????
deuce: I'M PATTI LABELLE I KEEP TELLING YOU
deuce: YOU PEOPLE AREN'T LISTENING TO ME
Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2018.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.