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"Slurping and drooling and hurrrr." -- OFFICIAL JERKCITY MOTTO
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"the toilet story"
April 26, 2000
Jerkcity 578
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PANTS: I WAS ONLY IN THERE WITH HIM BECAUSE HE THREATENED ME
PANTS: WELL I *FELT* THREATENED ANYWAY
PANTS: AND THAT'S WHAT THE WHOLE TOILET STORY IS REALLY ABOUT
SPIGOT: I THINK YOU WERE JUST COLD
PANTS: OKAY
SPIGOT: I THINK YOU DO KNOW
SPIGOT: I THINK YOU COULD ELABORATE MUCH MORE ABOUT WHAT GOES IN THOSE PLACES
PANTS: DON'T BLOW IT FOR ME
SPIGOT: "DUH SPIGOT I'M GOING OUT FOR SMOKES BACK LATER" YOU DON'T EVEN SMOKE |
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