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LEFTWISE, RIGHTWAYS

"leftwise, rightways"
May 8, 2000
Jerkcity 590


PANTS: GLUG ME DOWN LEFTWISE AND RIGHTWAYS
DEUCE: I DON'T NEED TO FOLLOW YOUR SPECIFIC INSTRUCTIONS
PANTS: BUT
DEUCE: WHAT IF I WANT TO GO RIGHT AND THEN LEFT AND THEN UP
PANTS: BUT I
DEUCE: WHAT ARE YOU A NAZI ???
PANTS: MY POINT IS THAT RIGHT AND THEN LEFT AND THEN UP VIOLATES THE PRIME DIRECTIVE
DEUCE: OH
DEUCE: I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN
DEUCE: WELL WE'RE AT AN IMPASS HERE
DEUCE: SO I'M JUST GOING TO TAKE YOU FROM BEHIND
PANTS: THAT IS A LEGAL MOVE AND LUAHGOLAL