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CONCERNS

"concerns"
May 24, 2000
Jerkcity 607


SPIGOT: CONCERNED ABOUT THE PORN
DEUCE: DON'T WORRY HONEY
DEUCE: EVERYTHING WILL BE ALL RIGHT
DEUCE: JUST STICK YOUR HEAD IN THERE
SPIGOT: DARK
DEUCE: BE QUIET
SPIGOT: DAMP
DEUCE: SHUT UP
DEUCE: IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP THE PORN WILL NEVER COME