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"a promotion for rands"
May 25, 2000
Jerkcity 608
RANDS: I WAS PROMOTED TO HEAD OF THE ADJUSTMENT COMMITTEE
RANDS: IF THE INMATE IS SENTENCED BY THE ADJUSTMENT COMMITTEE TO ISOLATION TIME, HE WILL BE PLACED IN A SEGREGATION UNIT TO AWAIT REVIEW
RANDS: THAT'S WHEN I SNEAK IN AND LICK THE DICK
