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MY FAG HOMEWORK

"my fag homework"
June 4, 2000
Jerkcity 618


SPIGOT: KERN MY NUTS AND PUNCH ME IN THE FONT
PANTS: T SPIGOT PLEASE HELP ME WITH MY FAG HOMEWORK
PANTS: T SPIGOT WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN POO AND CRAP
SPIGOT: POO INHERITS FROM CRAP
DEUCE: PLEASE REFRAIN FROM USING THAT LANGUAGE
SPIGOT: I AM SO SORRY
PANTS: T SPIGOT OKAY NEXT QUESTION WHAT DO I DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR