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HONEST ABE

"honest abe"
June 7, 2000
Jerkcity 621


SPIGOT: I MADE UP A GAY ABRAHAM LINCOLN JOKE BUT I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S FUNNY YET
SPIGOT: *AHEM*
DEUCE: ZZZ
DEUCE: SNORT
SPIGOT: FOUR JERK AND SEVEN SPURTS AGO
DEUCE: WHAT
DEUCE: GRUMBLE GRUMBLE
DEUCE: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
SPIGOT: GAYBRAHAM LINCOLN
DEUCE: IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR CRITICAL ACCLAIM SIR I SHOULD POINT OUT THAT YOUR CHECK BOUNCED
SPIGOT: GAYBRAHAM LINCOLN
DEUCE: ZZZZZZ