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RAPE COPS PART 2: TO SERVE AND PROTECT

"rape cops part 2: to serve and protect"
June 22, 2000
Jerkcity 636


SPIGOT: HEY YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WANTED TO "REPORT" THE GUY
SPIGOT: WELL MAYBE WE'D GO LOOK FOR HIM
SPIGOT: IF YOU WEREN'T SUCH A DUMB FAT GIRL
SPIGOT: "RAPED". WHATEVER.
DEUCE: YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO COOPERATE IF YOU WANT US TO INVESTIGATE THIS MATTER
DEUCE: NOW LIE DOWN AND CLOSE YOUR EYES, YOU DUMB CUNT
SPIGOT: NO YOU CAN'T TALK TO A WOMAN POLICEMAN WE FIRED THEM ALL OVER THE WEEKEND
SPIGOT: BECAUSE THEY KEPT FUCKING UP
: TO BE CONTINUED