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RAPE COPS PART 3: JERKCITY'S FINEST

"rape cops part 3: jerkcity's finest"
June 23, 2000
Jerkcity 637


DEUCE: YOU DON'T DOUCHE VERY REGULARLY, DO YOU
SPIGOT: NOW DID HE GIVE YOU THAT BRUISE THERE
SPIGOT: OR DID YOU JUST RUN INTO A DOOR
SPIGOT: FUCKING SHUT UP AND LET ME LOOK AT IT FOR GOD'S SAKE
DEUCE: HERE'S $10 GO BUY YOURSELF SOMETHING NICE
SPIGOT: YOU'RE FOUR HUNDRED POUNDS AND YOU HAVE A KEYCHAIN WITH A RAPE WHISTLE
SPIGOT: I'VE GOT HALF A MIND TO RAPE YOU ON PRINCIPLE
DEUCE: I'M JIM BELUSHI IN THE PRINCIPAL
DEUCE: LBAHALBHLABHLABHLABHLABHLAB
SPIGOT: PERHAPS YOU ENJOYED MY WORK IN K9 COP