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THE DICK CACHE GOD

"the dick cache god"
July 7, 2000
Jerkcity 652


DEUCE: COULD SOMEONE PLEASE POINT ME TO THE NEAREST CACHE OF DICKS
PANTS: DEAR DICK CACHE GOD,
PANTS: PLEASE GIVE UNCLE DEUCE WHAT HE NEEDS
PANTS: WHAT
PANTS: WELL SOMETIMES HE SAYS HE'S MY UNCLE
PANTS: SERIOUSLY THOUGH HOOK UP MY FRIEND HERE
PANTS: LOVE, PANTS
PANTS: NOW WE WAIT