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AN OPEN LETTER TO SOCCER MOMS

"an open letter to soccer moms"
July 11, 2000
Jerkcity 656


PANTS: THIS IS AN OPEN LETTER TO FAT SOCCER MOMS
PANTS: HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THE EXPRESSION
PANTS: "SLOWER TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT"
PANTS: TRY TO STOP BLOCKING PROGRESS AND SIT DOWN ON THE CURB FOR A WHILE
PANTS: I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOUR OFFSPRING TO STEAL MY WALLET