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AT HOME WITH THE HOMOS

"at home with the homos"
July 26, 2000
Jerkcity 672


NET: DEEP THROATING A MAGLIT HERE
PANTS: DOES THIS COCK RING MAKE ME LOOK FAT
DEUCE: WUHHHHHHH
DEUCE: I AM INJECTING CLEANING FLUID INTO MY VEINS BECAUSE I WISH TO DETECT NEUTRINOS
NET: IF I GOT REALLY FAT WOULD YOU STILL LOVE ME
NET: I MEAN FATTER THAN NOW
DEUCE: WUHHHHHHHH