farts in a coffee can

"farts in a coffee can" | Wednesday, December 6, 2017 | No. 6,841
spigot: SOMEONE SHOULD TELL STEPHEN HAWKING HIS VOICE IS LIKE FARTS IN A COFFEE CAN
spigot: YES COFFEE IS AVAILABLE IN CANS !!!!!!!!
spigot: WE'RE TALKIN' YUBAN
spigot: WE'RE TALKIN' SANKA
spigot: FOLGERS ANYONE ??????
spigot: MAYBE A LITTLE MJB ???????
spigot: OH!!! DON'T MIND ME!!! I'M JUST ***CHOCK FULL O'NUTS***
spigot: SERIOUSLY MY WIFE IS VERY ILL AND SUFFERING FROM ****MEDAGLIA D'ORO****
spigot: BOOM, ANOTHER COFFEE IN A CAN
spigot: MAXWELL HOUSE
spigot: HILLS BROS.
spigot: THE ONLY THING STEPHEN HAWKING SHOULD SAY IS EXTERMINATE







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