my private thoughts

"my private thoughts" | Monday, December 18, 2017 | No. 6,853
deuce: UNDERWEAR IS THE ONLY THING KEEPING POO OUT OF YOUR PANTS
pants: SAY AGAIN ????
deuce: NOTHING
pants: I HEARD PANTS!!!
deuce: NO
pants: AND POO AND UNDERWEAR!!!
deuce: HOW ARE YOU HEARING MY PRIVATE THOUGHTS
pants: WE ARE LIKE THE DREAMER WHO DREAMS AND THEN LIVES INSIDE THE DREAM
deuce: THE ANCIENT PHRASE







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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.