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SUCKING OFF THE CAST OF USER FRIENDLY

"sucking off the cast of user friendly"
August 22, 2000
Jerkcity 699


PANTS: PEOPLE OF THE EARTH
PANTS: I AM GOING TO SUCK THE COCKS OF THE CAST OF "USER FRIENDLY"
PANTS: I'VE NEVER READ THE FUCKING THING FOR MORE THAN FIVE SECONDS
PANTS: SO I CAN'T REFERENCE THE CHARACTERS INDIVIDUALLY
PANTS: THE THING PRETTY MUCH MADE ME SICK SO I GAVE UP
PANTS: WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCKING DRAW BLOOM COUNTY
PANTS: GIVE IT UP AND PACK IT IN
PANTS: ANYWAY SUCKING ALL YOUR COCKS AT ONCE BAGHALUGHALG