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UNTITLED GARDENING PROJECT NO. 1

"untitled gardening project no. 1"
September 20, 2000
Jerkcity 728


: I masturbate just about daily. Sometimes twice if something sets me off. Like an Entertainment Tonight segment on supermodels or the mailman. You have to be willing to go down that path and find your inner masturbator and convince him to get into the zone and go for the gold. If not the gold then perhaps a handful of semen.