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UNTITLED GARDENING PROJECT NO. 2

"untitled gardening project no. 2"
September 21, 2000
Jerkcity 729


: SOMETIMES, WHEN I GO ON BUSINESS TRIPS OR VACATIONS, I DON'T GET A CHANCE TO MASTURBATE. WHEN YOU STOMP AROUND A STRANGE CITY ALL DAY AND COME BACK TO AN IMPERSONAL HOTEL ROOM, IT'S HARD TO GET IT ON. HERE'S A TIP: PACK SOMETHING SOFT TO SPURT INTO. LEAVE IT IN THE ROOM AFTER YOU CHECK OUT.