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JERKCITY STRIKE: DAY 4

"jerkcity strike: day 4"
September 22, 2000
Jerkcity 730


HANFORD: IT ONLY SEEMS FAIR THAT YOU SHOULD HAVE TO LEARN YOUR LINES
PANTS: I CANNOT AFFORD THE DILLY-DALLY
PANTS: ARE YOU THE MAN WITH THE FOUR WAY HIPS
ATANDT: SERIOUSLY LOOK HOW WIDE MY MOUTH IS
HANFORD: IS IT FAIR TO SAY THAT NEGOTIATIONS ARE STALLED
PANTS: I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT
ATANDT: SOME KIND OF QUEER GERBIL WITH A FEZ AND A LEDERHOSEN
HANFORD: APBNEWS.COM OR LIVING.COM MIGHT BUY US
PANTS: I WANT TO SUCK YOUR COCK
ATANDT: I CALL THIS MY FIGHTING IRISH POSE
PANTS: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
ATANDT: I'M NOT ON STRIKE
PANTS: SCAB