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"untitled gardening project no. 4"
September 25, 2000
Jerkcity 733
: NOW I DON'T WANT TO GET INTO THE SPECIFICS BUT SEMEN HAS AN OYSTER-LIKE CONSISTANCY AND STINGS WHEN IT DRIBBLES OFF MY STUPID FACE AND INTO MY EYES. HOLY CHRIST, IT STINGS.
