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THE COCKMOBILE

"the cockmobile"
October 21, 2000
Jerkcity 759


PANTS: THE COCKMOBILE WILL COME TO MY TOWN SOME DAY
SPIGOT: DON'T DO IT IT'S A TRAP
PANTS: THEN I CAN SUCK DICKS FROM FARAWAY LANDS
SPIGOT: RUN
PANTS: AND LOCAL COCKS THAT I KNOW AND LOVE
SPIGOT: HUBLUBHLBUHLBULHBLHB WHY DIDN'T I STAY IN SCHOOL