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"Slurping and drooling and hurrrr." -- OFFICIAL JERKCITY MOTTO
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"lollygagging"
November 17, 2000
Jerkcity 786
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RANDS: I ASKED YOU TO WAIT THIRTY MINUTES BEFORE LICKING ANOTHER DICK
PANTS: NO CARS DELIVERED WITHOUT THIS CHECK
RANDS: YOU'RE GOING TO GET A HORRIBLE PAIN IN THE BELLY
PANTS: ALLOW TWENTY MINUTES FOR CAR RETRIEVAL
RANDS: IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER I'D SWEAR YOU UNLICKED THEM ON PURPOSE
PANTS: THIS CONTRACT LIMITS OUR LIABILITY! READ IT! |
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