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PRICKY

"pricky"
November 20, 2000
Jerkcity 789


DEUCE: HOW ABOUT YOU AND ME LICKY PRICKY
PANTS: HOW ABOUT YOU TAKE ME CHINAMAN STYLE (OPIUM, PEEING IN MY COKE, RICE, RAILROADS, LAUNDRY)
DEUCE: I HAVE NEVER EXPERIENCED THIS "CHINAMAN STYLE" !!!! WE WILL START AT 2:30
PANTS: EXCELLENT
DEUCE: PENCIL ME IN FOR --
DEUCE: HEY WAIT A MINUTE IS THIS GOING TO END UP ON JERKCITY
PANTS: FIRST I TAKE IT UP THE ASS, THEN YOU CRAM IT HARD
PANTS: AND WE SELL THE VIDEO FOR $79.99
DEUCE: RIGHT (IN SOME ORDER)
DEUCE: WITH WALNUTS
PANTS: UNCANNY, THAT