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DICK FOR ME (PART 2 OF 2)

"dick for me (part 2 of 2)"
December 2, 2000
Jerkcity 802


DEUCE: SHUT
PANTS: AUUUGH YOU PULLED THE FOOTBALL AWAY
SPIGOT: YOU SAY SHUT BUT YOU REALLY MEAN OPEN WIDE
SPIGOT: PLEASE CANCEL MY SUBSCRIPTION TO "ASIAN TITS"
PANTS: FACE FACE FACE FACE FACE FACE NUTS
DEUCE: DUCK DUCK DEUCE
SPIGOT: SUCKING OFF THE CAST OF USER FRIENDLY, EH
PANTS: THEY STOOD STILL THIS TIME