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SEASON'S GREETINGS FUCKHEADS

"season's greetings fuckheads"
December 25, 2000
Jerkcity 822


PANTS: SEASON'S GREETINGS FUCKHEADS
: SALLY --
: RAN OUT OF TIME THIS AFTERNOON, PLEASE PUBLISH THE STANDARD-ISSUE JERKCITY HOLIDAYS CRAPFEST.
: THANKS DOLL!
: --EDITOR
: NOT A CREATURE WAS STIRRING. THEY WERE ALL IN SHOCK FROM THE UNSTOPPABLE SERIES OF BLOWJOBS, ONE AFTER ANOTHER.