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AN OPEN LETTER TO THE STILE PROJECT

"an open letter to the stile project"
January 11, 2001
Jerkcity 839


PANTS: DEAR STILE,
PANTS: WHY ARE YOU IGNORING MY LETTERS AND FAXES
PANTS: I HAVE SHOWN YOU PHOTOGRAPHS OF MY BREASTS
RANDS: CAN'T YOU SEE HOW MUCH HE LOVES DICK
PANTS: DICK IS GOOD
UNCREDITED BUNNY: COCKS
PANTS: O STILE WHERE IS THY STING
ATANDT: THIS IS A SHAMELESS ATTEMPT TO GET TRAFFIC IS IT NOT
RANDS: SHUT UP
RANDS: YOU'LL BLOW THE SCAM
PANTS: STILE AND PRIMUS SUCK ???
RANDS: WHAT IS THE SCAM ANYWAY
PANTS: HOW CAN THIS BE
RANDS: IT CAN'T BE THE MONEY OR WOMEN
PANTS: TAKE ME NOW LORD
ATANDT: NO GROUPIES?
RANDS: NOT EVEN A FAT ONE
ATANDT: WHAT ABOUT HIM
RANDS: LONG STORY
PANTS: O SOLO BONERS