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PENNY-FLAVORED

"penny-flavored"
February 10, 2001
Jerkcity 869


PANTS: I SEE YOU MASTURBATING LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT AND I SAY "SLOW IT DOWN TAKE YOUR TIME" ALSO I MET ELVIS IN A PAYTOILET IN GOLDEN GATE PARK
RANDS: MORE LIKE A BI-CURIOUS CIRCLE JERK
RANDS: OK WHO'S IN
DEUCE: DUH
PANTS: PANTS SLOWLY RAISES BOTH HANDS