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FAN MAIL

"fan mail"
February 12, 2001
Jerkcity 871


PANTS: DEAR GOTH GIRL FROM CANADA !!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR FAN LETTER
PANTS: AFTER A LONG PERIOD OF SOUL-SEARCHING I HAVE COME TO THIS CONCLUSION
PANTS: YES, I WILL MARRY YOU
PANTS: SO SHOULD I JACK LONDON IT TO THE GREAT WHITE NORTH OR WHAT
PANTS: SERIOUSLY CAN YOU HEAR ME ALL THE WAY UP THERE
PANTS: DO YOU HAVE A PENGUIN PROBLEM LIKE NEW ZEALAND OR BURBANK
PANTS: ANYHOO SORRY I BEAT OFF ALL OVER YOUR JPEGS
PANTS: LOVE, PANTS
RANDS: GIVE IT UP, DUDE