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"Slurping and drooling and hurrrr." -- OFFICIAL JERKCITY MOTTO
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"half off"
August 26, 1998
Jerkcity 9
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SPIGOT: I AM SERIOUSLY PERTURBED WITH REGARD TO HOW MANY CHIPS WERE ACTUALLY IN THE BIG PUFFY BAG
SPIGOT: MMF URMPH YOU ARE SHAKING ME AND SETTLING ME AND FINALLY SHIPPING ME
PANTS: I WILL SHELVE YOU (PRICING GUN)
SPIGOT: I AM HALF OFF WITH A LUCKY REWARDS CARD
PANTS: I AM INSTRUCTING OTHERS NOT TO CHECK YOU FOR RIPENESS, ETC. |
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