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LEFT BY THE WAYSIDE

"left by the wayside"
March 26, 2001
Jerkcity 913


PANTS: I, EFFICIENT COCKSUCKING MACHINE
DEUCE: COULD WE GET A MEASURE OF THAT EFFICIENCY
DEUCE: I MEAN HOW MANY DICKS GET LEFT BY THE WAYSIDE
PANTS: T DEUCE WHAT DO YOU MEAN "LEFT BY THE WAYSIDE" ????
DEUCE: YOU KNOW
DEUCE: THE DICKS THAT FALL DOWN THE SEWER
DEUCE: THE ONES THAT CRAWL AWAY AND YIPE OUT THE DOOR AND GET THE ATTENTION OF THE POLICE
DEUCE: ETC.