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BIG FAGGOTY DICK 1 OF 3

"big faggoty dick 1 of 3"
December 6, 1998
Jerkcity 95


PANTS: THAT'S RIGHT
PANTS: THEY ARE LINING UP, TAKING TURNS, KEEPING WATCH, SELLING ME OFF
PANTS: HATING IT BUT GLAD I'M GOOD AT SOMETHING
PANTS: MAYBE SOMEBODY WILL WRITE A MUSICAL ABOUT ME
PANTS: I'LL NEVER LEARN
PANTS: LOST AND CONFUSED
PANTS: LOST AND CONFUSED WAIT NO BACK TO THE CELL BLOCK
PANTS: THIS SUCKS