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"Slurping and drooling and hurrrr."
-- OFFICIAL JERKCITY MOTTO
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"self esteem"
May 14, 2001
Jerkcity 961
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SPIGOT: SHIT!!! THIS GIRL IN FRONT OF ME JUST ASKED A QUESTION AND SHE NEEDS A RESPONSE AND I WASN'T LISTENING
SPIGOT: YOU'D BETTER BELIEVE I SUCK DICK!!!!
SPIGOT: I'VE BEEN A CLOSET FAG AS FAR BACK AS I CAN REMEMBER!!! I TAKE VIAGRA JUST TO GET IT UP WITH YOU!!! I'M ADDICTED TO PORNOGRAPHY AND I THINK MY WHOLE LIFE IS FALLING APART!!!
SPIGOT: I'M JUGGLING SO MANY HUGE COCKS AND DUMB GIRLS LIKE YOURSELF I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT ALL YOUR NAMES ARE HALF THE TIME
SPIGOT: EACH DAY IS LIKE A 1960'S SEX COMEDY, A FRENCH FARCE IN WHICH I KEEP ALL OF YOU AWAY FROM EACH OTHER AND IN THE DARK ABOUT WHO I REALLY AM
SPIGOT: I HAVE SERIOUS PROBLEMS. I'M AN OUT OF CONTROL SEX ADDICT THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN DEBT AND I THINK I HAVE AIDS
SPIGOT: AND NOW, BACK TO MY THOUGHTS |
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