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"Slurping and drooling and hurrrr."
-- OFFICIAL JERKCITY MOTTO
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"cancer of the bong"
May 29, 2001
Jerkcity 976
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RANDS: AND THAT'S WHY WE NEED TO MOVE "BIG FAGGOTY DICK PART III" TO A FALL RELEASE
PANTS: I AM BOTH OUTRAGED AND SADDENED
PANTS: YET I AM ALSO AROUSED AND ERECT
RANDS: HERE IT COMES
PANTS: I AM ENGORGED WITH BLOOD
PANTS: RELEASE THE DOGS OF WAR OR WHATEVER IT IS WE DO AROUND HERE
RANDS: I EXPLAINED THIS BEFORE AND IT'S REALLY QUITE SIMPLE:
PANTS: LISTENING CAREFULLY
RANDS: WE CAN'T AFFORD MORGAN FREEMAN AND ASHLEY JUDD
PANTS: WYNONA FOREVER
RANDS: WE'LL HAVE TO SETTLE FOR A BALDWIN
PANTS: WINO FOREVER |
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