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ON GOLDEN POND

"on golden pond"
June 1, 2001
Jerkcity 979


PANTS: LET'S TOUCH DICKS
RANDS: CAN'T WE JUST CUDDLE
SPIGOT: CAN I BORROW A STEPHEN KING NOVEL OR POSSIBLY A NOVELLA
SPIGOT: SERIOUSLY IT'S A LONG TRAIN RIDE BACK TO WHEREVER IT IS I'M GOING AND I'D REALLY LIKE SOME COMPANY
PANTS: DID YOU LISTEN TO A THING I SAID ???
PANTS: FOR GOD'S SAKE LET US TOUCH DICKS BEFORE THE SUN COMES UP AND WE TURN INTO DUST OR PUMPKINS OR MICE OR WHATEVER
SPIGOT: CARRIE'S SHINING TOMMYKNOCKERS
RANDS: LET US REQUIRE ADOBE ACROBAT