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"Slurping and drooling and hurrrr." -- OFFICIAL JERKCITY MOTTO
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"i am the snow ninja"
June 22, 2001
Jerkcity 999
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SPIGOT: OF DONGS AND BONGS HOW CAN ONE MAN LICK DICK?!?!
SPIGOT: HELLO?????
SPIGOT: I AM THE SNOW NINJA
DEUCE: GHGHGH
PANTS: YOUR HONOR EXHIBIT A THE CONTRACT BETWEEN THIS 'UN AND ME THAT IS I THAT IS ME
DEUCE: OBJECTION
SPIGOT: FOX PRESENTS WHEN COMMERCIALS ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DEUCE: WHAT IS WRONG WITH SIMPLY CUDDLING INSTEAD OF HORRIBLE ANAL RAPE
SPIGOT: WAIT A MINUTE
SPIGOT: THESE ARE JUST
DEUCE: MY CONTRACTIONS ARE NOW ONE MINUTE APART
SPIGOT: STOPPING VCR
PANTS: SO THEN I SUCKED SOME MORE DICKS (IF YOU CAN BELIEVE THAT!!!)
RANDS: IF YOU ARE AN ARIES, YOU LICK DICK
PANTS: T DEUCE THE JOKE IS THAT NO MATTER WHAT YOUR SIGN IS, YOU LICK DICK
DEUCE: T RANDS YOU DID NOT GIVE ENOUGH EXAMPLES TO MAKE THAT PATTERN CLEAR
RANDS: OUT OF SPACE |
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